My dear readers…it’s taken me a few days to crawl out of my hole, after the sad realization that football has ended and I am staring down the barrel of seven months without sacking out on the couch, cheering loudly. Couple that with one of the least competitive Super Bowls in history, and some of the least creative ads, and is it any wonder I’m cranky right now?
But let’s look on the bright side. Free agency is about to be in full swing. The combine is inching closer. Draft day is coming along soon. And for every team except the Seattle Seahawks, it’s a new season, and your team has a perfect record (yes, I’m talking to you, Browns fans).
I’ll give the full skinny on all of those majestic events referenced above in a minute, but first let’s talk about the end of the season.