If you read one blog for the rest of your life, this is the one, my friends! Due to a super exciting vacation and the fact that this is an unpaid, optional gig, I am making up for last week’s lack-of-blog with a special jam packed edition, just oozing with more football goodness than a pillowcase full of Twizzlers.
First, we get all seasonal with the best NFL-inspired Halloween costumes. For the special lady who is a) too sophisticated for the youthful kitty cat or tomboy-ish baseball player but also b) too old, um, I mean, on in the years, I mean, wise, to be the slutty pirate wench or zombie cheerleader.
If you need to find just the right ensemble for the big day, think no further than today’s NFL, always fodder for politically incorrect ideas. Let’s face it, we can all use a few extra Skittles or gummy worms these days, and a creative Halloween costume will be your ticket to being “most discussed” at your party and/or cutting to the front of the line to take candy from the proverbial baby around the neighborhood.
This year’s “bad idea” category contains a double whammy of both adult and child Ray Rice costumes. Wife beating? Check. Creepiness? Off the charts? A tad racist? You betcha. All the makings of the perfect storm that should lead you to a well-deserved beating or at the very least a visit from Child Protective Services.