A week off at Disney World is no vacation, dear readers, and as much as you may have missed your weekly Hail Mary fix, just be glad I can piece together the energy to type two paragraphs after my time in the Magic Kingdom.
If you’re not a “Disney person” – and I’m decisively not – you still will probably make the trek to Orlando at least once in your life, and before I delve into football, I feel I’d be doing a disservice if I didn’t offer you my observations about this American rite of passage. So here they are, a few Hail Mary Disney World Deep Thoughts –
There are a lot of people out there who are rollin in wheelchairs or rascal scooters because they are too large and lazy to walk. Yes, we as a people have gotten to the point where the physical act of walking is too much of a challenge for us. Couldn’t be prouder of ‘Merica.
The whole Straight Outta Compton graphic thing has gotten out of control. I’d guess one in ten people have some type of “Straight Outta Disney” shirt on and I could literally feel the ground shaking from Easy E doing flips in his grave. No, fine parkgoers, N.W.A. does not stand for “Nicely Walt Animated” and you should not be wearing shirts that preempt the logo from the most groundbreaking rap group of all time. Leave that to the Raiders fans.